This Month On Heywood

Roomies,

This is the first installment of my monthly "Heywood Herald" where I give a few updates, make suggestions and announce the coveted Roommate of the month award.

First of all, welcome back everyone! I certainly enjoyed the few days of solitude and trying on y'all's clothes. I hope you all enjoyed your breaks, and I look forward to spending a few days with everyone til we go our separate ways again. Here's a few updates:

• Kat's alive
• John bought Guitar Hero Aerosmith edition
• I signed up for NetFlix, so we'll be getting a constant influx of Blu-Rays and DVDs now. If there's anything y'all have been wanting to see, let me know and I'll get it.

Here's a few suggestions:

• Cohlby--Since you've been gone I've been doing all your chores. Dishes, trash, basic upkeep, my laundry--You need to step up your game, I'm not going to cover for you anymore. I've talked to everyone else, and we're tired of carrying you around like dead weight. Earn your keep, dick.
• John--Get a job.
  
• Kat--Bring home more hot friends.

This month's Roommate of the Month Award goes to..........

SCOTT! That's right, Scott for his NetFlix purchase. John came in a close second, but since I haven't played the new Guitar Hero, I couldn't give you the award pal. So, be sure to thank Scott this month for his selfless purchase that we will all collectively enjoy. Want to win next month? Here's a tip.

Welp, that'll do it for this month. Let's make July an interesting month so I have something to write about in August.

Originally written 6/29/08